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This is considered to be problematic on many levels since kids should not be encouraged to practice any kind of risky behavior that might impact their health

For emergency rehydration of severely dried tobacco, faster methods like the breath or damp towel approach make more sense

Old cigarettes are no worse for you than brand-new ones, but exposure to oxygen and time will affect both their flavor and freshness

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